"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."
Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)
Elysium (2013) Directed by Neil Blomkamp
Tragedies of life
What was my life before these fancy ducks
Fucking Jemima Puddleduck
Animal puns? ANIMAL PUNS!
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN GO FUCK YOURSELF